talkshowhost1996:

new pride flag dropped

desert-palm:

sewercentipede:

honor thy mother and thy father

postanagramgenerator:

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what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

fruitchouli:

cornbreadlesbian:

KJP Sweaters

coughloop:

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that’s its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

lupineheart:

onlinebeast:

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let’s feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

most stoned survival horror protagonist

uninterestingweeb:

nie-borzoi:

pjharvey:

possibly top 10 influential tweet for me

thehappysmiler:

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

podcastwizard:

podcastwizard:

kalgalen:

you’re not ascending to godhood you’re just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital